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I guess we’re stuck together.

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fyeahwintersoldier:

He is an extremely accurate marksman. 
Skilled in sharpshooting and knife throwing.

Can we just talk about the fact that The Winter Soldier is a highly accurate and deadly weapon? How he shot Nick Fury from the rooftop of an adjacent building in the dead of night?  How he managed to shoot his target through Natasha back in Iran? How he shot Natasha right on the shoulder from a fair distance as she was running away? How Steve has dropped his shield and is completely exposed? How The Winter Soldier has a perfect shot every time but it takes him three attempts to make some real damage? How he first shoots to stop and not to kill? How he finally had to put a bullet through Steve’s stomach because he wasn’t stopping? How he had to remind himself that Steve was not a friend but his mission? 

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bemusedlybespectacled:

do you ever think about the judges for the triwizard tournament trying to figure out who to kidnap for the second task

like they’re all just sitting in dumbledore’s office and karkaroff goes “well word on the street says that krum has a crush on that granger girl”

"damn," says dumbledore, "I wanted harry to rescue her. well, what about the delightful miss chang?"

"no," says bagman, "we’ve got her down for diggory"

"stop sinking my ships," says dumbledore

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slayboybunny:

dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone 

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lurknomoar:

Book Ron was an interesting, attractive and relatable character, and I feel that the movies really unfairly relegated him to the position of comic relief. The dynamics of the trio had to be simplified into hero + heroine + mascot, and that robbed us of a truly fascinating…

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pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

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dalasharaia:

oh.my.god

I can’t decide who’s more adorable.

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Okay so cross stitch keeps coming up on my dash and I’m taking it as a sign so next time I have some extra money I’m getting the shit I need to try it out.

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Hey I officially start at the science museum next Monday!

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And then there’s Hawkeye. Hill didn’t ask Hawkeye to join her new team because she already knows he’s problems. Hill doesn’t want problems.

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embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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underthenerdhood:

a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost

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